the-absolute-best-posts:

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westbor0baptistchurch:

The trifecta of sadness.

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weallhavegunsforhands:

iphanthony-kicks-my-stickz:

lucygoosey88:

johnlockinyourface:

theprettiestman:

benedictusantonius:

musingsaboutnothing:

roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:

Ellen’s just like “Don’t even lie to me. I went on ‘trips’ with plenty of girls and we were ‘just friends’. I AM ELLEN, DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.”

^ “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.” I literally thought Gandalf the Grey. 

YOU SHALL NOT PASS [as heterosexual]!

Ellen is Gandalf the Gay

GANDALF THE GAY

For the fucking comments oh my GOD.

Ellen can smell your gay from miles away.

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“It’s just a book.”

they-kept-their-silence:

About 50% of people on the internet are stalkers.

levindis:

realizationsofafangirl:

levindis:

realizationsofafangirl:

So if it isn’t you…

It’s probably me.

Noted. And by the way, you’re almost out of milk.

THAT WASN’T FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE

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bendydicks:

mothafickle:

kisexy:

do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

i am that friend

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